wvmstr:

the amount of cisgender men walking around with pee pee hands on a daily basis is mind-boggling. Stop. Stop it. You can’t do this. when i’m going to the bathroom at my job i see so many people walking out without washing their hands. enough is enough. Stop pee pee hands now

fleshdyke:

fallenangelvictorious:

fleshdyke:

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band

(via noriakikakyoin)

sapropel:

Top 10 most racist land acknowledgments, ranked by how extinct the author believes the indigenous inhabitants are

madtomedgar:

The idea that rural communities wouldn’t benefit from public transit of some form is so fucking stupid. There was a guy in my hometown who would hitch hike 15 miles to the grocery store because he was blind that everyone knew and knew to offer rides to if they saw him. You know what else would have fixed this, been more efficient, and helped other disabled people, seniors, and people whose cars got repoed?

A fucking bus.

whencartoonsruletheworld:

“verify it’s you with a one-time passcode!” “verify it’s you with an email link!” “verify it’s you by posting your asscheeks to our server!” can i just use a password. christ

(via xactodreams)


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